What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?